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VP of Fecal Matters (USD10,000/3 Month) | TUSHY

tushy - VP of Fecal Matters (USD10,000/3 Month) | TUSHY

TUSHY is looking for our first VP of Fecal Matters to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of our #Bidet2020 campaign. With guidance from our Chief Pooping Officer, Dr. Mark Hyman, our new VP of Fecal Matters will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHYs social media. This will be a three-month, fart-time, $10,000 contract role requiring about 30-60 minutes per day (depending on how many times you poop!) to poop and document your experience.

Qualifications

  • A real pooping human with 21-121 years of pooping experience
  • Pungent poop-related communication skills
  • Possess incredible precision-spraying skills
  • Strong poo-ject management and skills
  • Solid or loose knowledge of the Bristol Stool Chart
  • Ability to prioritize in complex, fast-paced, *or constipated* environments
  • Embraces an open-door policy when discussing what happens in the bathroom
  • Ability to install the TUSHY bidet on a standard toilet

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